Electronic Music Synthesizer Shirt

Just in time for Rock Band 3, ThinkGeek is releasing our Electronic Music Synth Shirt. We always had plans to put together a full rock band, and after the Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt and Drum Kit Shirt were complete, we set our sights on rounding out the band with some ivories. Turns out, importing ivory is illegal – and expensive! – so you’ll have to settle for rocking out on this substitute. This fully-playable, t-shirt-based music synthesizer features professional quality sounds in a unique wearable format. With eight-voice polyphony, high-quality sampled sounds and stylist retro amp box, you’ll be jamming like Thomas Dolby and Kraftwerk in no time. Just be forewarned: Your neighbors will complain, but it’s only because they can’t stand the reminder of just how much more awesome you are compared to them. Be kind and turn your volume all the way down to 10. We should also note that wearing the Electronic Music Synth Shirt may result in an overwhelming surge of emails, text messages and phone calls, strangers sending you their underpants, and paparazzi photographing your trip to the comic book store. Such is the life of a rock god – get used to it. Product Features WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Recommended for ages 12 and up Real playable music synthesizer on your shirt Five different pro-quality sampled instruments Up to eight keys can be played at once (polyphony FTW!) Includes wearable retro-style amp box Adjustable tone knob Electronics are removable for easy washing Requires 4 AAA batteries (not included)