DIAF

Most everything comes with unnecessary instructional information today. Floors have signs that indicate they’ll be slippery when wet. Milk cartons have helpful diagrams on how to open them. Sleeping pills come with a warning that they may cause drowsiness. Jars of peanuts (wait for it…) may contain peanuts. So we’ve come to the conclusion that the reason that people who need to DIAF haven’t gone ahead and done it (besides being the sort of folk who need to do this to begin with) is that we haven’t provided them enough guidance. Maybe what they need is a diagram showing them how. You, being the selfless person that you are, can totally provide that for them. All they need is a little help. DIAF and an instructional-style diagram of a figure engulfed in flames in white on a red, 100% cotton t-shirt.