Dexter’s Kill Shirt

Dexter is meticulous. Everything has to be just so, which frequently involves an inordinate amount of Saran Wrap. And so we were elated when we found this shirt, which we’re naming Dexter’s Kill Shirt, because its look is just so. It’s the same fabric as the shirt Dexter wears for all his kills. It’s the same color as that shirt. And it fits just like Dexter’s shirt does, provided you’re built like Michael C. Hall. If you’re not, your mileage may vary. Be sure to check the sizing below. This army green thermal henley is a 55% cotton / 45% polyester blend. There are four buttons in the front, the top two of which you want to leave open for an authentic Dexter look. NOTE: The manufacturer warns that this shirt will shrink one size when put in the dryer. So we advise you either order one size up or hang it to dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 35 in. 39 in. 43 in. 47 in. Waist 31 in. 33 in. 34 in. 37 in.