11 Cheers for Binary!

We were going to write this copy in binary, but then we thought of your loved ones who may be buying this for you. Said loved ones may or may not be familiar with the long strings of ones and zeroes that make up binary and they may or may not assume that their computers have caught the smallpox upon reaching this page filled with ones and zeros and may or may not cancel their transaction. And then you’d never get this shirt. So, here we go with the greatly abbreviated binary which totally doesn’t look like your computer caught the smallpox: 01101111011010000110000101101001 (It caught the LOLtoxoplasmosis instead.) “11 Cheers for Binary” in white ink on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.